I do not believe it is possible to overstate the amount of time I have spent in the noon lunch line. Just yesterday, I was in line long enough to watch an entire Hillsdale romance run its course. The pair met by the library and were engaged by the time they got downstairs. I hear...
Author: Nick Treglia (Nick Treglia)
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Much ado about printing
If there’s one thing I love, it’s wasting my time, which is why I just adore the library’s new printing policy. For those of you who don’t know, the process of printing at the library has, like my grandma, developed a new wrinkle. Card scanners have been installed on all library printers, and, at first...
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How to succeed freshman year
Freshmen face many challenges. For some, it’s their first time away from the family compound. For others, it’s learning that Tide Pods aren’t just for eating. Most have questions: “What should I major in?” “How much should I study?” “Why is my voice changing?” To answer these questions and more, I have compiled this collection...
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Bring Chick-Fil-A to campus
Waiting in line is a lot like clubbing a baby seal—only psychopaths really enjoy it. Not only are lines minor annoyances, they can be downright terrifying. Everyday we live in fear of some line that is intent on ruining our lives—no one is safe from their nefarious influence, regardless of age, gender, or how old...
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Three reasons to sport a mask forever
Congrats gang! Hillsdale College has reported zero cases of COVID-19 for the past three weeks — no doubt thanks to our rigid enforcement of lockdowns, masks, and social distancing. Even though we’re currently COVID-19 free, here are a few reasons why we should all still wear masks until the heat death of the universe. Reason...