Let’s face it gang, dating is hard, especially at Hillsdale, where people treat a first date with the same level of commitment as a twenty year fixed mortgage. People feel the need to run a level-three background check before even considering a 30-minute coffee date. You know so much about the person before you go...
Author: Nick Treglia (Nick Treglia)
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Don’t tempt your roommate to commit homicide
Is your roommate secretly plotting to kill you? This is admittedly a difficult question to answer. Most of us would reflexively respond with something like: “I’m a great person! Everyone loves me! Why would my roommate want to kill me?” Unfortunately, it’s a sentiment as naive as it is humble. I mean, people get murdered...
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Don’t make your laundry last long
Death, taxes, laundry. These are the three things that Sometimes Mistaken for U.S. President Benjamin Franklin found most vexing in our temporal world. And he ought to know, he had kidney stones. I think it is safe to assume that most of us share the sentiment of our porkiest founding father. Laundry really is a...
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Mr. Trump goes to Michigan: View from the battleground
Thousands of Michiganders braved rain and near-freezing temperatures to catch a glimpse of President Donald Trump at a campaign rally at the Capitol Region International Airport in Lansing Tuesday. “He’s proven himself to be a straight-up American president. He believes in America, religion and all the things that are important to me. I believe he...
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Bravo, Bon Appetit: Our catering company’s new portion size restrictions aid the fight against American obesity
Like most of you, I’ve noticed something different about the dining hall these last few weeks. Something lurking just in plain sight. Something sinister. Something…small. Yes, dear reader, your suspicions about the dining hall’s portion sizes were not unfounded, your increased hunger pangs not psychosomatic. I too have observed that the dining hall has been...