At first glance, a town in rural Michigan mid-winter might not seem like the ideal location for young couples to pursue adventurous dates. But fear not, Hillsdaters: this assumption could not be more wrong.
No, the problem has not been location, it’s that you have not been looking hard enough. Well look no further, because these dates are sure to rekindle your love for these cold winter months.
SAGA by Candlelight
Whether you have a big anniversary, or simply a random hankering to dine with your beloved, the perfect venue could be right in your backyard.
One of the best things about taking your date to the Knorr Family Dining Room is just that: it’s your dining room here on campus. Get comfortable; shoes and socks are optional.
Stability is a key component of any successful relationship, so why not embrace that by chowing down on the same food you always do, day after day after day.
Reserve a Study Room Together
Want an easy way to spend the whole day together? Wake up early and reserve a purgatory study room with each other.
Throw your backpack on a table and leave. Go do literally anything else for the rest of the day, and rest easy knowing not a single other student can use your room all day.
If the spirit moves you, and you want to be alone with your sweetheart without uprooting your roommate, head back to the study room. Afterall, it’s basically a private setting and definitely completely soundproof.
Gain Official Hillsdater Status
Despite the afamed account’s shutdown, you can still roleplay being one of the lucky couples featured on the Hillsdating Instagram.
Do everything a normal couple would do: hold hands, hug, even kiss. Just make sure it’s in public.
Everyone likes being reminded of love, especially those who have been turned cynical as a result of being single, so make sure to share your gift with the world.
Explore Baw Beese in the Off Season
Campus clubs and organizations will be waiting to pounce on this location as soon as the weather changes, get a chance to look around before it’s flooded by event-hungry students.
Plan a picnic, have a stroll, or even take a dip in Hillsdale’s finest watering hole.
Cuddling is a vital part of any relationship, what could be more romantic than being forced to in order to conserve body heat?
Union Couple Clout
You know them, you love them, you could be them: The Union Couple.
The union couches and the AJ’s booths are the perfect place to make a huge spectacle out of rubbing your significant other’s shoulders.
If you play your cards right, someone will post about you on Jodel, and for the next two hours every student walking through the building will keep an eye out for you.
