When junior Anna Stirton envisioned her wedding, it didn’t involve a 6-foot flower girl, the Arb, or a giant inflatable duck. But her friends had other ideas. In the final weeks of the semester, a duck craze has struck campus from multiple directions. “Over spring break, I went with Lucy Bachiochi, Jacqueline Roth, Amelia King,...
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The dogs are off their leashes: Simpson Smackdown
Bitter your professor gave you a C? Watch him fight your classmates, MMA-style! Simpson Residence will host its annual “Simpson Smackdown” April 18 at 8 p.m. in the dormitory’s back courtyard with free admission, free concessions, and spoof betting. An all-star cast of student wrestlers and mystery professors will battle for campus glory. “Expect the...
After Eden: Do your dishes
Courtesy | Unsplash In 20 years, will you have to do the dishes? It’s a legitimate question. Developers of artificial intelligence seek to liberate us from mundane work of all kinds: skimming long documents, drafting endless emails, and constructing study guides. Currently, AI’s capabilities are largely non-physical — but that will change. In an eerie, viral...
Committee considers new comprehensive core exam
Future Hillsdale students might be required to take a comprehensive core exam, according to members and advisors of the core curriculum review committee. The committee began its review of the core curriculum in November and will have its final meeting of the semester in April. Afterwards, it may propose specific changes to the core, Hillsdale’s...
Two student-directed films premiere this week
The Film and Production club will debut two new student films, “The Old World Yet” by senior Ty Ruddy and “Stain” by senior Charlie Cheng, this weekend. “I am confident enough to bet money with most people that they’ve seen nothing like this before,” said Cheng of his film. The club will show the films...

