Year: 2012

Special to the Collegian

Have you ever been sued by your dog? So maybe your cat is not trying to kill you, but is she trying to sue you for all you have?

Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer emphatically “promised” he had not read the 2,700-page health care bill and would not read it during proceedings. Although Breyer was appointed by Bill Clinton, experts assure the media that Breyer can, in fact, read.

Oh, the glorious days of childhood! How sweet it was to muck about in the creek, clutching at crawdads. How proud to convey them home in galvanized pails filched from the garage. How bracing to rend your feet on spitted fields of stubble as you best the boys in a footrace. And how divine to dock one in the eye when he insists he let you win because you’re “just a girl.”

John Derbyshire was fired from National Review on Saturday, April 7, after he wrote a column that was blatantly racist.