Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer emphatically “promised” he had not read the 2,700-page health care bill and would not read it during proceedings. Although Breyer was appointed by Bill Clinton, experts assure the media that Breyer can, in fact, read.
Rub some dirt on it
Oh, the glorious days of childhood! How sweet it was to muck about in the creek, clutching at crawdads. How proud to convey them home in galvanized pails filched from the garage. How bracing to rend your feet on spitted fields of stubble as you best the boys in a footrace. And how divine to dock one in the eye when he insists he let you win because you’re “just a girl.”
The Collegian Weekly
John Derbyshire was fired from National Review on Saturday, April 7, after he wrote a column that was blatantly racist.
Caldwell looks to improve on indoor season
Clearing a height of 13 feet 1 inch, junior Kayla Caldwell finished second in the nation at the NCAA Division II Women’s Indoor Track and Field Championships this March — and she did it all with a fractured shin.
Steele looks to compete in 33rd ultramarathon
If a race does not have hills, a view, a course longer than 26.2 miles, or some form of epic challenge, it is not a race for Associate Professor of Economics Charles Steele.

