Shot after shot, nothing. Play after play, and no cigar. After 20 tries, freshman Nick Blatner scored his first basket, and his team erupted in celebration. This is the Sewer: an aptly-named intramural men’s basketball team with a singular mission of losing every game it plays. Each basketball season, the players crawl out of Simpson...
Author: Micah Hart (Micah Hart)
Bertram wins best faculty adviser
Radio Station General Manager Scot Bertram won best faculty adviser at the Intercollegiate Broadcast System awards Feb. 25. Along with Bertram’s win, Elena Lanning (formerly Naborowski) ’22, won Most Creative/Innovative Show for her program “Five Minute Myths.” Although none of the students present at the ceremony won awards, they were thrilled to watch Bertram take...
The Marriage Pact would destroy Hillsdale culture
The Marriage Pact won’t work at Hillsdale. Courtesy | Picryl Valentine’s Day happened earlier this week, and that girl you’ve Hillsdated for a year is not going to wait forever for you to ask her out. Maybe you’re afraid. Maybe you just don’t have proper communication skills. Some schools are switching to the Marriage Pact...
The drama in the House hurt the Republicans
Kevin McCarthy was elected to speaker of the house. Courtesy | Flickr Congressional Republicans who fought the election of Kevin McCarthy as speaker of the house have set their party up for failure. The holdouts, as they are now known, held some strong and necessary beliefs, which included the adoption of a rule that says...
Harry Styles steals the show
Harry Styles won several awards at the Grammys last Sunday. Courtesy | Grammys The big winner of the Grammy Awards was Harry Styles. Styles took home the coveted album of the year award, beating out Beyoncé, who now holds the record for most Grammy wins in history. Styles also won the pop vocal album award...




