Big candy is the best candy Catherine Maxwell | Senior Editor Best Whatever candy you buy, buy it big: full-sized Twizlers, standard Reeses’s Cups, sharing-size Snickers. If you’re not experiencing a sugar rush (or a sugar crash) by the end of the night, you’re doing it wrong. Variety is also important. Packets of Sour Patch...
Author: Lewis Thune (Lewis Thune)
Angry at the NFL over Bad Bunny? You’re late to the game
I don’t care about music. I never have. Neither have I met a person who listens to less. What I do care about is football. I care about it more than almost anything. It occupies a sacred space in my mind. Naturally, when I heard Bad Bunny would headline the Super Bowl LX Halftime Show,...
AJ’s giveth, and AJ’s taketh away: Rend your spoons for lost ice cream
I do not often have cause to react with abject horror at Hillsdale. One of few occasions I can recall was a random weekend last semester, when I discovered that AJ’s Cafe was out of ice cream. So much for my Sunday dessert. There was not a scoop in sight — instead, the absence had...
Fantasy is for the knowers
Courtesy | Wikimedia In modern social media parlance, the fashionable way to say “you’re wrong” is the recycled 2010 putdown “you don’t know ball.” If you can’t understand the “knowing ball” phenomenon, you probably don’t understand the draw of fantasy football to the average fan. To say it another way, if you don’t “know ball,”...
Kirk let God triumph over politics
Perhaps the most popular among the scores of newly viral Charlie Kirk clips is his answer when asked what he’d tell a wounded man with 30 seconds to live. “In 30 seconds you are going to meet eternal judgment, and there’s only one way that you can get bailed out of that. It’s not all...




