Courtesy | Unsplash There are plenty of valuable things to spend your time on. Conspiracy theories aren’t one of them. My church at home has some members who love their conspiracy theories, so I’ve heard it all — the earth is flat, Gavin Newsom is the Antichrist, and the British royal family are lizard people...
Courtesy: Hillsdale Athletic Department What is your order at St. Joes? The margarita pizza. The one that has prosciutto as well. I kind of split between the two of them. What advice would you give to your younger self? Investing in the stock market early would be one of them. But on a more serious...
Hillsdale professors are in danger. That is, if Niedfeldt chooses any of them for the spiciest festivity of the year. For five years, the men of Niedfeldt Residence have hosted Hillsdale Hot Ones, a parody of the popular online interview show “Hot Ones,” in which host Sean Evans interviews celebrity guests while they eat increasingly...
Courtesy | Unsplash Ben Shapiro has it wrong. You should watch woke movies. Over Christmas break, one of my best friends showed me the flashy mish-mash of absurdism that is the 2022 movie “Everything Everywhere All At Once.” For two hours and 19 minutes, I was subjected to hot dog fingers and googly eyes galore,...
Senior Brendan Burnham misunderstood a joke his freshman year and attended his 15th CCA last week. Courtesy | Augustine McCormack Some students wish they didn’t have to attend any CCAs. Senior Brendan Burnham has attended 15 — and he’ll complete his 16th next month. He won’t have missed a single CCA during his four years...