If you hate the Collegian opinions page, I’ve got good news for you. I was drifting around the porch of a Manning Street party house two weekends ago when a student — whom I’ve met before — asked if I was Claire Gaudet. I said I was, to which he responded that I was incredibly...
Let’s talk criminals. I was as scared as anyone when we got the email from the security office Monday night, and personally, I would not like to run into Mr. Bruneau. That said, this isn’t the first time we’ve had predators or felons close to campus, so we shouldn’t be cowering in fear any more...
My freshman year, there were maggots and metal shavings in the food at Saga. It sounds like a joke, but it isn’t. If you don’t believe me, download Jodel and scroll back about three years — you’ll see some pretty heinous pictures. I get why freshmen and sophomores complain about the food. It’s because they...
A few years ago, this fun thing started happening: I cried every day over my family members’ inevitable deaths. Not shockingly, I was diagnosed with an anxiety disorder this May. After a trial round of medication and lots of consultation with my general physician, I’m feeling a lot better than I have in a long time. I was scared to voice...
Favorite song: “Black No. 1 (Little Miss Scare-All)” by Type O Negative. “The goth-doom behemoth Type O Negative has been my favorite band since middle school, and I could list my 25 favorite Type O songs. I’m selecting “Black No. 1” because it’s the quintessential example of Type O’s sound: slow-rolling, Black Sabbath-influenced funeral dirges...