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After Eden: Do your dishes
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After Eden: Do your dishes

Courtesy | Unsplash In 20 years, will you have to do the dishes? It’s a legitimate question. Developers of artificial intelligence seek to liberate us from mundane work of all kinds: skimming long documents, drafting endless emails, and constructing study guides. Currently, AI’s capabilities are largely non-physical — but that will change.  In an eerie, viral...

What’s more conservative than conservation?
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What’s more conservative than conservation?

Courtesy | Unsplash “You will live in the pod, and you will eat the bugs.” This widespread meme is not a verbatim quote from Klaus Schwab, Bill Gates, or another globalist shill. Nonetheless, it encapsulates the fears of many conservatives: Environmentalism is a Trojan horse for communism. They fear that when left-wing policy wonks call...

‘All Aboard!’: Meet the members of Runaround
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‘All Aboard!’: Meet the members of Runaround

Runaround, in 2025, from left to right: Hamilton, Esler, Doyle, Quirk, Phillips, Holford, Newsom, and Berry. Courtesy | SAB Students pressed up against a crowd rail. On stage, a group of nervous sophomores readied their instruments. Neon lights flashed, smoke filled the air, and the lead singer, now-senior Daniel Doyle, clutched his microphone and shouted:...

Reality is real: Believe in fewer conspiracy theories
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Reality is real: Believe in fewer conspiracy theories

Courtesy | Unsplash There are plenty of valuable things to spend your time on. Conspiracy theories aren’t one of them. My church at home has some members who love their conspiracy theories, so I’ve heard it all — the earth is flat, Gavin Newsom is the Antichrist, and the British royal family are lizard people...