Courtesy | Unsplash In 20 years, will you have to do the dishes? It’s a legitimate question. Developers of artificial intelligence seek to liberate us from mundane work of all kinds: skimming long documents, drafting endless emails, and constructing study guides. Currently, AI’s capabilities are largely non-physical — but that will change. In an eerie, viral...
What’s more conservative than conservation?
Courtesy | Unsplash “You will live in the pod, and you will eat the bugs.” This widespread meme is not a verbatim quote from Klaus Schwab, Bill Gates, or another globalist shill. Nonetheless, it encapsulates the fears of many conservatives: Environmentalism is a Trojan horse for communism. They fear that when left-wing policy wonks call...
‘All Aboard!’: Meet the members of Runaround
Runaround, in 2025, from left to right: Hamilton, Esler, Doyle, Quirk, Phillips, Holford, Newsom, and Berry. Courtesy | SAB Students pressed up against a crowd rail. On stage, a group of nervous sophomores readied their instruments. Neon lights flashed, smoke filled the air, and the lead singer, now-senior Daniel Doyle, clutched his microphone and shouted:...
Art seniors ‘Form’ final display of their work
Senior art majors Abigail Cool, Ella Rose Klein, Ellia He, Kathrine Edison, and Phaedra Kelley will put their art from the past four years on display this Friday, April 10, at their exhibition, “Formed.” The show will be held in the Daughtrey Art Gallery in the Sage Fine Arts Building and will include 20-25 pieces...
Reality is real: Believe in fewer conspiracy theories
Courtesy | Unsplash There are plenty of valuable things to spend your time on. Conspiracy theories aren’t one of them. My church at home has some members who love their conspiracy theories, so I’ve heard it all — the earth is flat, Gavin Newsom is the Antichrist, and the British royal family are lizard people...




