SATIRE: Chapel wedding reservations full for next 10 years

When Christ Chapel began taking reservations for wedding ceremonies Wednesday, its schedule filled up for the first 10 years in a matter of minutes. The...

SATIRE: Non-sectarian ministry major added to curriculum: Third wheels to Ring-by-Springers find home as...

For three and a half years, Thor D. Weel felt like a third wheel to his best friend and his girlfriend, who began Hillsdating...

SATIRE: College Posts Job Listing for ‘Chapel Hunchback’

In anticipation of the new Christ Chapel, Hillsdale College administrators said Thursday that they are looking for a dedicated student to serve as the...

SATIRE: Students urge administration, ‘tear down that fence!’

A group of students is petitioning college administrators to tear down the fence that was erected around the quad and the Ronald Reagan statue...

SATIRE: College in desperate need for organ donor

Hillsdale College administration seeks an organ donor for the new chapel. Chief Administrative Officer Mitch Nae Nae says he hopes the donor has a...

A wanderer’s guide to industrial Hillsdale

Adventure is found in the most unassuming places. It only takes a willing heart to find them.

Rowan: justice in all forms at CHP

Although the Grange Hall really is nothing more than a barn, SAB has wired it up for a rock show similar to the on-campus Welcome Party in September or Phi Mu Alpha’s November Battle of the Bands at the Elks Lodge.

Make registration more fair

Registration should be based on a projected graduation year, not a credit amount.

WHIP students tour White House

Students participating in WHIP enjoyed an opportunity most DC tourists can only wish for: a tour of the White House.

Centralhallapalooza needs a ball pit

Let’s never forget how good we'll all feel at Centralhallapalooza, united in a ball pit by that inexplicable end-of-the-year fervor.


Beware of the siren's song.

– a comic by Joel Haines

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