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SATIRE: Chapel wedding reservations full for next 10 years

When Christ Chapel began taking reservations for wedding ceremonies Wednesday, its schedule filled up for the first 10 years in a matter of minutes. The...

SATIRE: Non-sectarian ministry major added to curriculum: Third wheels to Ring-by-Springers find home as...

For three and a half years, Thor D. Weel felt like a third wheel to his best friend and his girlfriend, who began Hillsdating...

SATIRE: College Posts Job Listing for ‘Chapel Hunchback’

In anticipation of the new Christ Chapel, Hillsdale College administrators said Thursday that they are looking for a dedicated student to serve as the...

SATIRE: Students urge administration, ‘tear down that fence!’

A group of students is petitioning college administrators to tear down the fence that was erected around the quad and the Ronald Reagan statue...

SATIRE: College in desperate need for organ donor

Hillsdale College administration seeks an organ donor for the new chapel. Chief Administrative Officer Mitch Nae Nae says he hopes the donor has a...