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SATIRE: College Posts Job Listing for ‘Chapel Hunchback’
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SATIRE: College Posts Job Listing for ‘Chapel Hunchback’

In anticipation of the new Christ Chapel, Hillsdale College administrators said Thursday that they are looking for a dedicated student to serve as the full-time hunchback on the property. “This chapel is going to be big, and it’s going to be beautiful,” Hillsdale College President Parry Larnn said in campus-wide email. “But it’s truly incomplete...

Hillsdale ranked No. 1
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Hillsdale ranked No. 1

Hillsdale College was named one of the best small colleges in the United States earlier this month. In a new ranking from Best College Reviews, an independent college review journal,  Hillsdale College topped a list of 50 small liberal-arts schools. Best College Reviews cited the quality of the student body and academics as a deciding...

Chi Omega delivering Chipotle
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Chi Omega delivering Chipotle

Students don’t have to drive to Adrian, Michigan, to eat Chipotle this weekend. In an effort to raise money for the Make-A-Wish Foundation, the women of the Chi Omega sorority are taking student’s custom Chipotle burrito and taco orders in the Grewcock Student Union until Thursday. Chi Omega sophomore Haley Hauprich said she came up...