Is your roommate secretly plotting to kill you? This is admittedly a difficult question to answer. Most of us would reflexively respond with something like: “I’m a great person! Everyone loves me! Why would my roommate want to kill me?” Unfortunately, it’s a sentiment as naive as it is humble. I mean, people get murdered...
Congrats gang! Hillsdale College has reported zero cases of COVID-19 for the past three weeks — no doubt thanks to our rigid enforcement of lockdowns, masks, and social distancing. Even though we’re currently COVID-19 free, here are a few reasons why we should all still wear masks until the heat death of the universe. Reason...
Death, taxes, laundry. These are the three things that Sometimes Mistaken for U.S. President Benjamin Franklin found most vexing in our temporal world. And he ought to know, he had kidney stones. I think it is safe to assume that most of us share the sentiment of our porkiest founding father. Laundry really is a...
Thousands of Michiganders braved rain and near-freezing temperatures to catch a glimpse of President Donald Trump at a campaign rally at the Capitol Region International Airport in Lansing Tuesday. “He’s proven himself to be a straight-up American president. He believes in America, religion and all the things that are important to me. I believe he...
Like most of you, I’ve noticed something different about the dining hall these last few weeks. Something lurking just in plain sight. Something sinister. Something…small. Yes, dear reader, your suspicions about the dining hall’s portion sizes were not unfounded, your increased hunger pangs not psychosomatic. I too have observed that the dining hall has been...